Have you heard the old saying…“laughter is the best medicine of all”?
Well, at Frank & Lindy, we take laughter very seriously, if such a thing is possible. That’s why we invite you to send us your funniest plumbing-related sorry…something that happened at home, work, to you, your kids, a neighbor…doesn’t matter. We just want it to be true!
Then, once a month, we’ll pick our favorite and send the winner a check for $25. Just one qualification: for your story to be considered as “the winner”, it has to suitable for blog readers of all ages!
In the meantime, this isn’t a true story, but it is one of our favorite plumbing jokes, as told by Steve Martin during his early days as a stand-up comedian. It’s one of our favorites!
“Ok, I don’t like to gear my material to the audience but I’d like to make an exception because I was told that there is a convention of plumbers in San Francisco this week - I understand about 30 of them came down to the show tonight - so before I came out I worked-up a joke especially for the plumbers. Those of you who aren’t plumbers probably won’t get this and won’t think it’s funny, but I think those of you who are plumbers will really enjoy this…
“This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenance job and he started working on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ gangly wrench. Just then, this little apprentice leaned over and said, “You can’t work on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ wrench.” Well this infuriated the supervisor, so he went and got Volume 14 of the Kinsley manual, and he reads to him and says, “The Langstrom 7″ wrench can be used with the Findlay sprocket.” Just then, the little apprentice leaned over and said, “It says sprocket not socket!”